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Greetings fellow Earthlings, we're back for another exciting episode of Candidradio Join us here for show 271.
On this show, Jenn get's to go art heaven here on Earth,
Crabs, hooters, and pickles? You'll have to listen to figure that one out.
Our special visitors,
The shortest wedding in the history of man kind,
How we plan to renew our vows,
The Car episode,
This question is only funny when asked by a three year old.
zman's corny joke, Shopping joke
THE SHOPPING TRIP
A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She found the most perfect shoes in the first shop,and a beautiful dress in the second. In the third everything had just been reduced 50 percent, when her mobile phone rang.
It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible car accident and was in a critical condition and was in the ICU. The woman told the doctor to tell her husband that she'd be there as soon as possible. When she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever shopping in these boutiques, so she decided to just look in two or three more before heading to the hospital.
Anyhow she ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful chocolate cake compliments of the last shop. She was jubilant. Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital. She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's condition. The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, 'You went ahead and finished your shopping trip didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself shopping, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it's likely be the last shopping trip you will ever make!
For the rest of his life he will require round the clock care. And he will now be your responsibility!'
The woman felt so guilty she broke down and cried.
The lady doctor then laughed and said, 'I'm just pulling your leg. He's dead. Show me what you bought.'
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Wedding overnight visitor guest.....scarier
The snip results
Jenn's new passion and all the bling it costs Zman
Family and a new discovery HD tv
Parents asking about social websites
Keith twittered Jenn, and I FaceBooked him back on top of MySpace
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